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what is wrong with boys

Here’s another card where the poetry of the question outshines my answer. what is wrong with boys   They want love & affection but don’t have the maturity to wait & build it without playing games. There are some good boys. Just be alert & you’ll spot plenty of warnings signs like promising to call […]

if i love someone what can i do?

This question’s poetry and angst are perfect. This is what love feels like. if i love someone what can i do?   Be brave and give a gift or make an invitation to do something fun. Be willing to go slow. You’re in love first, wait for them to catch up!

Who are you? :)

I get this question almost every day. So I’m giving in to the temptation to include one I thought was cute. There’s a fun story about building the Wheel at here. Who are you? 🙂   I’m Johnny! I’m like Santa Claus, except instead of presents I’d leave advice cards for everyone. And I don’t […]

Is the whole world out to get me?

It’s dangerous to use humor if the question is serious, but here I thought it might give someone a smile and expose the absurdity of the question. 🙂 Is the whole world out to get me?   Psst! I think she’s on to us!! Move in! Move in! All agents!   p.s. no p.p.s. ask […]

WHY BE

My favorite referral number is the Samaritans. You can call them any time, for any reason, just when you need to talk with someone. And they have a special service for teenagers, too. 877-870-HOPE. WHY BE   Because millions of ancestors and past dreamers sacrificed to get you your dental care, your social freedoms, your […]

(music) Is this it?

I love the creative cards. Here’s one! See if you can figure out the tune without peeking at the answer. (music) Is this it?   Willy Wonka knows you start with a world of “pure imagination”, but then you have to put it into practice! You can find the sheet music online. 🙂 ——– Want […]

Will I get into my dream school?

In Harvard Square, I get a lot of questions from people who are clearly high schoolers touring the area’s colleges. Here’s one! Will I get into my dream school?   Have you done anything truly newsworthy? Read up about the students who get in the news, for running a fundraiser, starting a club, or excellence […]

Why do people hurt each other?

More on yesterday’s topic of mean people. I used to want to help them, but you can only help so many people; why not help someone who’s not mean? Why do people hurt each other?   Some people are put off-balance by others in their life & they’re in such chaos they can’t control themselves. […]

What’s the best thing that ever happened to you?

A therapist clued me in to this one several years ago. He said, as I was beating myself up verbally about my ex, “It sounds to me like you did pretty well, and she was just a very difficult person.” What’s the best thing that ever happened to you?   I realized that some people […]

Will my sister have a boy or girl?

I’ve gotten this 4 or 5 times in the last year. I always answer the same thing. It makes me laugh every time. 🙂 Will my sister have a boy or girl?