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What is the secret to happiness?

I need your help! As you may know, I self-funded the Wheel Questions project in 2008 and 2009. This year, I’ve entered to win a grant from the Pepsi corporation. It’s a slick marketing idea. They give out grants if you get all your friends to visit their website and vote for you. You can […]

Snake? SNAKE?!

Please forgive me, but today’s card has some swearing. Here is a little filler so that those of you who don’t want to glimpse it don’t have to. I like movie trivia. I can’t do TV, and I can’t do music. But I know a lot about who’s who in Hollywood. I think. But I […]

WHY DID THE SEAGULLS TAKE MY SISTER?

There are no stupid questions. But if there were, this would have been one of them. 🙂 WHY DID THE SEAGULLS TAKE MY SISTER?   They need her blood for evil experiments in their laboratory under the volcano. 🙂 ——– Want daily inspiration? Subscribe! And try my other blog, Weird Boston Events.

What’s the Point of Being Human?

You don’t have to reach for unknowable cosmic concepts to improve your life.What about friendship, family, love, career, and life goals? Meaty stuff to work on is right in front of your eyes. What’s the Point of Being Human? xoxo   Humans don’t exist for proving some “point”. We exist, we’re here, so deal with […]

Will Dave ever propose to me?

Let’s not take the most important decision in your life and turn it into a guessing game. Just talk about it! Will Dave ever propose to me?   You take the first step & propose to him. And let’s not get all syrupy about demanding a “yes” or “no” on the spot & who asks […]

Why did he leave me for my best friend? Doesn’t he still love me?

Look at the neat handwriting on this one. I must have been trying especially hard. I get a lot of mileage out of the below mantra. Be good to yourself. You’re doing just fine. 🙂 Why did he leave me for my best friend? Doesn’t he still love me?   Sometimes people who feel love […]

How can I create simplicity in my life?

How can I create simplicity in my life?   Make a list of the things you can do without. Then do without them. Hint: you’re not trying hard enough if you don’t find a few surprises, things like doing your own shopping & cooking that you just don’t need.

(How) Do LONG-DISTANCE relationships work?

Your #1 romantic love cannot be long-distance. You can make it #2, or make it platonic, or you can move. Reality is tough, but you can’t succeed by ignoring it. (How) Do LONG-DISTANCE relationships work?   I’m sorry, but it’s unworkable. You need more than phone calls & monthly visits to maintain a loving, healthy […]

WHAT SHOULD I BE WHEN I GROW UP???

There’s not much time for poetry when I’m trying to answer 100 questions a day, all in handwriting. It takes 2-3 minutes per card. But I do my best, and try extra hard when the question, like this one, is elegant. Making a difference in the world is the only permanent, real thing you can […]

(cartoon: how do I find my grail?)

It’s a myth that you have to have one insight and in one moment choose one dream that satisfies you for life. No wonder people get the deer-in-the-headlights over this. Do the best you can, but get started. Here’s a card on that. (grails)   Meet people who’ve followed different dreams & get their advice […]