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There once was a scorpion me and my friends found. It was the pussiest scorpion ever, It would not sting or pinch anyone no matter what we did to it. So we took some helium balloons and tied it to the scorpion, and made it ???? so it could flont around. Then Every time we got near it it would sting the crap out of us.we turend it into a Man!