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People keep asking who I am and why I do this. It is the most common question I get at the Abyss. At the risk of seeming self-indulgent, here are some answers. I have grouped three cards in here to limit this topic to just one day.



What questions do you wish you could have answered?


Will trying to change the world bring me love or just frustration?



Dear Johnny, what inspired you to do this?


I’ve been through a lot of heartache and figured out some of life’s mysteries.

Having a garden is just an excuse to share some of what I’ve learned!

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What motivated you to do something so unique and cool?

Thanks for a pleasant diversion on my trip to the hardware store!


I wanted to procrastinate on real work.


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